It is NOT “almost time for Green Day to wake up.” SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IMMATURE LITTLE PRICKS. YOU ARE NOT REAL GREEN DAY FANS IF YOU MAKE FUN OF “WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS”. Do you have ANY idea what that song is about, and what it means to Billie Joe Armstrong?
GROW THE FUCK UP.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
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